OFFICIAL JOHN MILLER PROGRAM DRINKING GAME

BELOW ARE THE RULES FOR THE GAME

IT'S A TWO HOUR GAME, PACE YOURSELF!

Any alcoholic beverage, except tequila!

We don't think you will make it drinking tequila!  But if you think you can make it give it a try!

No Chasers!

If you start the game you have to finish (no wimps, but passing out or getting sick is not an acceptable excuse for not finishing the program)

The words have to be said by John or guests of the program or comedy played on the show.
(reading quotes from the chat room or cell phones don't count towards the game)

Each time they  say "f@#k" take a sip.

Each time they say "f#@k" take two sips.

Each time either says "ass" or "a@#hole" take a normal shot.

Each time either says "prick" or "dick" or "dick-head" take a small shot.

Each time either says "p@#sy" or "c$@t" or "snatch" or any word relating to
female genetailia other than professional terminology (ie vagina) take a guzzle.

Each time either says any other naughty word take a drink.

Each time John talks bad about X-Wife's, X-Girl Friends or X-Bosses take a drink.

Below is the fine print please read before playing the game................

The John Miller Program is not responsible for what you drink or where you drink.

If you drink, don't drive.  Designate a driver, please.

The John Miller Program suggests that you drink responsibly.

We also can't recommend that anyone under the legal drinking age participates in the game..... sorry. 

Any hospital bills/tickets/jail time incurred from participating in the game are the participants sole responsibility.

Don't hold us responsible 'cause we don't have any dough anyways.

Being able to play such a quality game as the Official John Miller Program Drinking Game is an honor, play wisely.

Posted 05/26/2007 01:55:02 PM PST

WAYWACKED PRODUCTIONS SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA 2007

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